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There are a lot of ugly things in this world
you really don't want to see -
whatever goes into a fast-food taco,
a sumo wrestler fixing your sink,
your parents making out.
But nothing's uglier than tobacco.
Problem is, most teens don't realize the ugliness
until after they start smoking.
That's why 70% of teens who smoke
wish they'd never started.
So, do yourself a favor: check out this page
and learn why you should stay away from tobacco.
Smoking will make you feel like a sad, sad clown.
You’ll develop close relationships with doctors & the hospital staff
Smoking may trigger creative differences with your bandmates.
Nicotine can affect your ability to fib to your parents consistently.
Your peers will make fun of the ever-present tobacco stench.
You won’t win any awards for playing "The Victim."